Things to Pack for the Weekend

1) Duct Tape (six-roll pack available at Duane Reade 2-for-1 special!)
2) Glue (make sure it's stuff that only tears apart)
3) Car Battery (two if possible)
4) Dog Bowl (metallic only)
5) Hungry Man dinner w/ chicken (seven boxes)
6) Long chain (three)
7) Leather mask (preferably w/ zipper mouth)

Okay, looking at this list I'm sure you're assuming I'm going to some sort of bondage camp for the weekend or something. Well I can assure you that that's not the case. How could you think I would do perverted shit like that? I'm not into weird sex!


8) Don't forget "I'm Into Weird Sex '08" t-shirt!!!


















Okay fine.

- AJ