SPOILER ALERT!

So I went to the movies this past weekend and caught that new flick 10,000 B.C. I know I titled this little essay, "SPOILER ALER!" Well here's the spoiler: this movie is fucking awesome! I gotta say, I was really blown away by this film. I didn't even regret the fifteen dollars I spent on the ticket at all! The special effects were flawless. The mammoths looked exactly like they do on my Gameboy Advance. The score was impeccable. I mean, it was really emotional when that girl died or something. The editing was fast-paced and really moved the story along. I hardly noticed that the film barely hit feature length qualifications. But most of all, the acting was beyond any sort of motion picture performance I have ever seen.


I never have to go to the movies again. Thanks 10,000 B.C.!

- AJ